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Funny Whatsapp Status

Express your funny side with our funny whatsapp status collection,along with humour quotes and messages dp/dps images.Best funny whatsapp status quotes in hindi and english will make you laugh loud.We keep on updating this page on regular basis.So keep visiting for more funny whatsapp status and comedy whatsapp status,humour whatsapp status stuff- 2016 on this page soon.


  • If I can look beautiful in my adhaar card,I bet I am handsome
  • My study schedule : Study-10 min Rest- 1 Hr
  • Reason why i change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that.
  • To save water , I drink V0dka
  • Marriage is subject to market risk.
  • Mahh phone,mahh status.LOL.
  • Drink till you become the greatest philosopher of your own world!
  • Its always fun to look back 5 years old photo of ourselves ( whatsapp status funny )
  • I didn’t fall,It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.
  • Which exercise machine do i need to impress girl? Trainer said ATM.
  • My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny
  • If brain is powerful why don’t everyone use it.
  • Most of the fruits I know now are just because of the shampoo i use.
  • I shampoo can be rich looking why can’t we.


  • With great girlfriend comes great expenses.
  • Engineers and pressure cooker are similar- Both can handle pressure very well.
  • Please be patient because toilet can handle only 1 a$$ hole at a time.
  • If silence is golden,animals are gold mines.
  • Your serious talks also makes me laugh. ( Best Funny whatsapp status )
  • Haste Raho-Hasate Raho-Khush Raho.
  • Behind every great man, there is expensive woman.
  • Can’t you be little loud,I can’t feel your energy.
  •  I think I over-estimated the muscles of your brain.
  • I have had a great day,but that ain’t today
  • A man is as young as woman he falls for.
  • Why God?Why don’t beautiful girls don’t have brain!
  • His I.Q. is so low you don’t need 2 hands to count it.
  • Problem is the only thing which need not be sought after.


  • They  thought I wanted a Job, but I just wanted a pay checks..
  • Women can debate on any topic,EXCEPT GK
  • Can I click your photo, I love capturing natural disasters.
  • Many times a man makes mistake of marrying whole girl when he loves her dimples.
  • You can never convince a women who gives you s3-x
  • I asked God for a money, he didn’t give. So I stole money and asked for forgiveness.
  • Dear auto-correct, Please stop changing my harsh words into nice 1’s.
  • You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
  • Staying in contact with your Ex is just like making an regular phone call to your teacher.
  • Its always that the junior and senior batches have nice girls. ( Latest Whatsapp Status Funny )
  • I can explain it to you but I’m afraid your skull might blast.
  • I’m the boss and so is my wife.LOL
  • I have enough money to survive whole life, unless the keys of locker are with my wife.
  • If people are talking behind your back, just FART
  • I am experiencing life @ of 30 WTF’s every day
  • The swimming pool is a best and  safe place to fart.
  • Good girls are actually bad girls who never get caught. ( Whatsapp status funny )
  • Sarcasm is one of the service offer.
  • Psychiatrist told me that I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion, you’re ugly too he said.
  • If you’re talking behind my back, just kiss my a$$!
  • Whenever I think of quitting smoking, I need a cigar to think.

Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi –

  • Bhai wifi milega kya toilet me?
  • Kya chal raha he- bhai aaj kal to fog chal raha he.
  • Khudi ko kar buland etna ki khuda bhi tuzse puche bhai kehna kya chahte ho.
  • कौन कहता है की सिर्फ ‪चोट‬ ही ‪दर्द‬ देता है असली दर्द मुझे तब होता है जब तू ‪ online‬ आके भी ‪reply‬ नहीं देती
  • अंदाज़ कुछ अलग ही हे मेरे सोचने का, सब को मंज़िल का शौख हे, मुझे रास्ते का ..। ( Funny Hindi Whatsapp Status )
  • पसंद है मुझे.. उन लोगों से हारना… जो लोग मेरे हारने की वजह से पहली बार जीते हों..
  • ‘हुनर’ सड़कों पर तमाशा करता है और ‘किस्मत’ महलों में राज करती है!!