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Best Clever Whatsapp Status Short Clever Quotes

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  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
  • Better late than never, but never late is better.
  • There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
  • You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
  • God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.
  • Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.”
  • Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
  • A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
  • Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
  • Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
  • In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
  • Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia
  • Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
  • I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
  • No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
  • When nothing goes right, go left!


  • Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
  • I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
  • If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  • Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
  • If you like me, then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
  • I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
  • I am totally available! Please disturb me!
  • Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
  • I am a good boy with lots of bad habits.
  • Better late than never, but never late is better.
  • Never mind what I told you, you do as I tell you.
  • I am not telling you it’s going to be easy. I am telling you it’s going to be worth it.
  • It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
  • Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
  • If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  • Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status
  • To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
  • The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode.
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • I drink to make other people interesting.
  • Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
  • A party without cake is just a meeting.